bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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