It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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