Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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