i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I know her cup size but not her name....
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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