Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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