yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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