so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
