Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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