okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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