i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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