I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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