Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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