Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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