Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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