end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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