so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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