that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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