Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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