If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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