Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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