I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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