It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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