I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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