this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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