Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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