He kissed a someone with a penis
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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