Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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