Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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