Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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