I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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