I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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