is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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