:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
