New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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