yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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