Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
