Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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