I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I wear drunk well.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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