Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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