You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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