one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
we should paint friendship bongs
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