i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
