if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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