bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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