Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize