Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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