Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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