your thong is hanging out like whoa
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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