so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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