spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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