the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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