i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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