he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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