I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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